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With her I learned of the omentum. There is a greater and a lesser, and we held hands while looking at both. There is an ability…
With living space rapidly commodifying, the other organisms voted to break up with humanity. As the most docile, least pretentious organism, the trees were tasked with breaking…
Human numbers grew out of control and the other species grew concerned. Panicked, the animals declared war on us. Every whale was white, every seagull an enlightened…
The planet was overpopulated and no one was willing to leave, so we came up with a plan to make more space. We pulled Antarctica up…
Having just discovered William Carlos Williams’s writing, loving most-to-all of it, defying older brother and PHD candidate who says WCW is kind of old news to those…
The cotton candy fiberglass in the walls blew everywhere when dad sledgehammered loose the copper pipes in the trailer for liquor money, motes drifting like fairies on…
When I knock on my boyfriend’s door in the middle of the night and tell him I’m leaving him for Lansing he mumbles something about…
When my heart is a real thing you wear like a ring I say MY HEART IS A TOOL OF DEMOLITION. You see this is…
I have a friend who desperately wants to get married. But you can tell just from looking at her that she is not the marrying type….