Meet me @ Aquarium, he texts. By jellyfish, 7. She would perhaps, most likely, but not before researching jellyfish for she knows his habits, the…
I don’t remember the book’s actual title but Angela called it her Bible of Destiny. A glossy-covered paperback the size of the Yellow Pages, corners…
After work, I found a perfect miniature buffalo grunting in the alley behind my building. He had deep brown eyes, tiny slate gray horns, and…
“I don’t snorkel,” he said. “I don’t surf.” Lucinda canceled their Hawaii trip and booked them a Winter Solstice tour of Scandinavia. On the plane,…
While previously believed to have been sent from the heavens and birthed by the Virgin Mary, we now know Jesus was created through spontaneous combustion….
In 1948 only one baby was born in the state of New Mexico, a boy named Samuel. Sadly, he was born several months premature, and…
Darla touches all the sunglasses on the counter, mostly the black ones studded with rhinestones. She always has to touch things. Sam walks behind Darla…
Once the patient has had the blastocytes transferred into her uterus, the patient must closely monitor pregnancy symptoms by tying a spoon to a string…
All the ears were piled in one place and all the noses in another. All the fingers were piled together except for thumbs, which were…
You wrote and directed Ballad of the Kid, a Wild West American mythos, yet filmed it in Paris. Any second thoughts about your Billy the…