I am typing fatalities as if it were dry cleaning instructions. I don’t feel bad for them: 13,470 fatalities in crashes involving an alcohol-impaired driver….
“May I help you?” “Yes,” the Dalai Lama yelled into the intercom, “give me a medium hazelnut coffee with extra cream and three Splendas.” “Would…
I watched Dr. Phil yesterday. Everything he said was so right. So true. I was humbled in his presence. I took green beans out of…
You were crying. You were excited. Very. I wished there was some way to TiVo your emotion and play it later at a time when…
She saw me pointing at a bird. “My fingernails are sweating,” I said. It was my turn to close my eyes.” That’s not possible,” she…
The man across from me on the train is moaning. He has a pain in his stomach, he says. “I have a pain in my…
He wailed and she said, “Shhh,” out there, in the country, running with her jogger. Her baby usually liked those grand excursions: her running off…
We put powder on our noses, sitting at the mirrors. Our instructor was a woman with short hair who talked about her workouts, pointing to…
As Julia approached 45 Walker Street, she thought she got the address wrong. The building had no windows and the door looked plain. She rang…
That night the father slept through 13 dreams. In the first dream he was a priest. In a second dream he was in Judas Priest….