With living space rapidly commodifying, the other organisms voted to break up with humanity. As the most docile, least pretentious organism, the trees were tasked…
Human numbers grew out of control and the other species grew concerned. Panicked, the animals declared war on us. Every whale was white, every seagull…
The planet was overpopulated and no one was willing to leave, so we came up with a plan to make more space. We pulled Antarctica…