With gamma-knives bisect me so now I are two. And I can name my selves: I and It. I can pick my selves out of…
When I knock on my boyfriend’s door in the middle of the night and tell him I’m leaving him for Lansing he mumbles something about…
With the bear, you can tell. But the heart is the least like soap. Red and lacquered, it could be plastic—a doll’s heart maybe, perfect…
Nothing brings a man and woman together like a prehistoric shark, that 150 million-year-old fish with a face like a chainsaw. You are a marine…
I cast the power cord of my MacBook Pro across the table to Lindsay, like I’m on a sailboat and she’s waiting on the dock….
I was walking downtown this afternoon to get some coffee, but instead I got a guy on a parking garage. Everyone stopped to gawk and…
The café is an overflow where mats can be put down as early as 9 PM; I step around and over bodies to get into…
The Walgreen’s will close soon. The cashier has made the announcement, and Alex waits for the lights of the store to flicker. She wonders whether…
I made a joke the other day: my dog is socialist because she likes to meet new people. Actually, I have no idea of her…