hold all weddings on Sundays. It begins with champagne brunches— the upper-class way to drink before noon. They dip their narrow-tipped muzzles near the fizz,…
The parking lots of the taquerias are empty. Except for the big one, the one they’ve always gone to even when they didn’t live here….
I didn’t really know the girl, so I’m not as sad as I should be. And anyway, time makes things blurry. There are people who’ll…
“Have you seen God, Maria? – I’ve been looking for him all day.” “I haven’t seen him since last week. Wait you mean Jesus right?…
I. A Man Viewing a Sunset Let (x is human and x is male) be true where (x=x) is always true and (x has the…
Notice the severe overbite of the imbecile, Fredrick. Watch the droplets of spit disconnect and fall like overripe berries, combine into large globules, and divide…