Attributes of Baking Soda
Baking soda absorbs odors. It can be used, thus, as a deodorant. Also: as toothpaste. A poultice of baking soda removes freckles. Baking soda cures everything from an upset stomach to a fractured skull. Some say it1s an aphrodisiac. Others say: amnesiac. Baking soda is a leavening agent, capable of volcanic activity. It is a levitating agent, capable of invisibility. If you are a ghost-tracker, you know that baking soda can be used very effectively in the tracking of ghosts. If you are a crack dealer, baking soda is a lucrative business substitute. Baking soda once served as an anthrax substitute, but that was before there were rules against humor.