Worst Time #15

Brandi Wells
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Her body parts are too loose, or they are too loosely connected to her torso. Exercising will not tighten them. She has used firming lotions. Nothing works. Her hands fall off while she’s riding her bicycle. Her feet plop off while she’s sleeping. Her head is lost somewhere in the ocean, perhaps carried away by a dolphin or covered in starfish.

Brandi Wells is an MFA candidate at the University of Alabama and has fiction in McSweeney’s, Hobart, Monkey Bicycle, and Dzanc’s Best of Web. She blogs at http://brandiwells.blogspot.com/.